how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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