im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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