so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
