you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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