Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
