Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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