Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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