I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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