Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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