Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize