I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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