"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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