Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
