Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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