There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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