You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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