your parents love me but you hate me
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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