I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
