There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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