i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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