YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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