The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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