She is in my trunk
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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