White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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