The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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