just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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