Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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