is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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