I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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