At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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