VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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