Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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