belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
People in love make me want to vomit
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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