i jhust puked up my retainher.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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