I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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