Screwed.edu
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Randomize
