he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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