The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
All I want is dick and wine.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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