I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
