it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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