brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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