WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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