How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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