It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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