she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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