Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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