Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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