I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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