dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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