someone get that fucking seahorse.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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