I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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