I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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