I can tuck mytits in my pants
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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