i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
