i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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